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at the resturant with bae

  • waitress:

    *fills his glass with ice water*

  • me:

    *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*

  • me:

    you want my man or something?

  • her:


  • me:

    i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?

  • me:

    I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.

  • me:

    everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?

  • him:

    aye calm down

  • me:

    nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy



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